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Through the vastness of space and infinite possibilities we’ve found our way to this moment.

You will send an email – and wonder if I’ve received it.

Spam really did ruin the internet. I’d love to be able to tell you to email me at my email address, but those bots are just going to scrub it and send me fake emails about cheap perscription meds.

If you want to say howdy at oldbern.com – just remember to use your shift+2.

4 + 6 =